21:04:56 - Opening Log NQNutball: Ahhhh! Smiley invasion! Zzelami: Hi Joanna Dragonia: no springs Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: we suck we suck if you want poetry you're outta luck Joanna: heya Zzel! bsquared: heh Barron: LOL Dragonia: LOL NQNutball: Bwa ha ha Christine: LOL Joanna: Jackie! You studied! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: it's my favorite line NQNutball: Is this a test? bsquared: did you watch the RealVideo, Jackie? Dragonia: :i know that line well Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: some of it B.S.: storm rider: you should Barron: Video? bsquared: SalFan cracks me up in that NQNutball: Video? Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: i couldn't hear it real well bsquared: yes, we did Joanna's "Coming Out" play at the NYC Xenafest.... Joanna: Barron - over on Whoosh they have the NY Xenafest production of Coming Out Barron: COOL!!! NQNutball: Really? Christine: That was great! Barron: Will revel in it tomorrow!!! bsquared: and it has been digitized and available for viewing in Real Video... bsquared: at www.whoosh.org Dragonia: we are stars cein ceinwein: lol NQNutball: Oh wow - I'm there later B.S.: storm rider: it's pretty neat Joanna: no such luck with Bitter Treat tho. We can't post that one bsquared: SalFan played the father Barron: :Someday... NQNutball: Oh why? Dragonia: betsy ??? Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: hey cein! bsquared: there are.....issues Joanna: too much copyrighted material ceinwein: hi bsquared: yes, BS? Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol NQNutball: Bummer!!! bsquared: oops...I mean Drag Dragonia: you have 2 chorus members here bsquared: sorry, you two are merging Joanna: yeeha! bsquared: you were there??? Christine: LOL Carmi: when does the party start Barron: They are as one... NQNutball: Will Cat get to see it? Christine: I've done that with them too. Dragonia: drag and cein B.S.: storm rider: chelle and D were part of the chorus bsquared: oh! coolness! Joanna: Nutball, not unless she visits me in California NQNutball: Bummer x 2 Joanna: We have a very strict "no copies" rule in force B.S.: storm rider: where in CA? bsquared: well, let's get started, shall we? (we sort of already have) NQNutball: Fair enough!!! bsquared: It is my pleasure to introduce....Joanna! Barron: )applause Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: yeah NQNutball: Whooo hoo! Joanna: Okay, this message just in from the Chorus Dragonia: love the chorus there Jackie Zzelami: yeeeahhhh!!! Joanna: If you're a fanna Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: thanks Joanna: that idiot Joanna bsquared: Joanna, you go girl....take it away Joanna: You're brains are scrambled Joanna: and she's just rambled... too much. oy. Dragonia: lol NQNutball: Bwa ha ha - I resemble that remark! ceinwein: lol Zzelami: lol Barron: )applause bsquared: ^Bard Chat in Progress Barron: Got a speech? Barron: Ouch! Dragonia: oops Christine: Oh no! bsquared: uh oh Christine: Hate it when the guest of honor goes poof. bsquared: lol...that was some speech! Christine: LOL Dragonia: lol bsquared: wb, Joanna Barron: Sorry I mentioned Public Speaking... Joanna: AARRGGHH~!~!\ Zzelami: love The Suit, betsy bsquared: why, THANK you! Barron: Speech Joanna? Joanna: AARRGGHH! bsquared: I am a tad obsessed ceinwein: lol Zzelami: a tad? Dragonia: tad? bsquared: Joanna, everything okay? Joanna: I appear to be having some problems bsquared: what's happening? bsquared: describe? Joanna: I'm trying to give a speech, but nothing is printing bsquared: printing? Christine: might have been because you were losing the connection. Joanna: sigh. bsquared: so...you are able to talk... bsquared: but, can't give a speech? bsquared: I'm confused bsquared: (as usual) Joanna: everything keeps freezing Dragonia: lol Barron: Hiya Mary bsquared: Joanna, try logging off and coming back on Dragonia: hi maryD Barron: It worked for me... bsquared: you may have an unstable connection MaryD: Hi folks Christine: HI mary. bsquared: like, log off AOL totally Barron: I was having troubles like that earlier! Zzelami: hi Mary bsquared: and then come back on Joanna: let me sign off and try again. so sorry MaryD: Hi christine! bsquared: with a new connection bsquared: no prob, we'll hang out MaryD: Hi Z! bsquared: and harrass Barron for a bit Christine: LOL bsquared: hee hee Dragonia: LOL Barron: :Twiddling virtual thumbs... Joanna: no -- you folks can see me talk, but there are huge delays on when I see it Christine: !LOL ceinwein: we're not going anywhere bsquared: wb, Joanna Christine: She made it! Joanna: okay, I used a different access number Effluvia: Boo y'all Joanna: and it's working now! Zzelami: yeeaaaah!! (again) bsquared: does it seem better? ceinwein: yay Joanna: yay! bsquared: fabu! bsquared: let's rock and roll NQNutball: I got lost too Joanna: alrighty then! I'm ready! Zzelami: speech! speech! bsquared: all right!! let's hound her with questions! Joanna: Yeah, bring forth the hounds! NQNutball: Did you get lost Joanna? Barron: Woof! Joanna: heya MaryD! Zzelami: hounds? Barron: Zounds! Zzelami: I only have a sheepdog Joanna: Nutball - no, just had some modem probs bsquared: ^Bard Chat in Progress Joanna: so you talkative bunch, what's up? Barron: What software do you use for script formatting? MaryD: I want to have your child Joanna bsquared: lol....wrong chat, Bar bsquared: come back on Sunday Zzelami: hahahaha Barron: No really! Barron: I want to know! Joanna: I use Final Draft, but when it goes to the web, it doesn't necessarily retain its format Barron: Just wondering Barron: thanks MaryD: Final Draft? Zzelami: :damn she types fast bsquared: yeah, what's that? Joanna: And Mary, you know I love you dearly but you simply won't lose that hubby of yours Dragonia: lol Joanna: Final Draft is screenwriting software MaryD: LOL! I would if you asked me to :-) ceinwein: lol Christine: lol Barron: Maybe an insane goddess will off him :-) NQNutball: Tee hee MaryD: Final Draft goes nuts in HTML MaryD: It looks wonky ... NQNutball: How long did Bitter Treat take to write Joanna? Barron: :Wonky? Joanna: I export the Final Draft to Microsoft Word, rtf, then send it to you, Mary MaryD: Aus Speak Barron Barron: :Ahhhh Joanna: Nutball -- four days. Four very obsessed days Barron: WOW! ceinwein: lol MaryD: Yeah when I convert it to html it looks centered Barron: I bow to your nuttiness!!! NQNutball: Straight after BS? MaryD: and way off Joanna: I went to bed at night with the songs in my head and woke up with them still there NQNutball: Happens to me too MaryD: You are scaring me Joanna Joanna: I have little pieces of paper all over my house with snatches of lyrics Barron: Huster S. Thompsonesque NQNutball: I have fanfic Joanna: Basically, here's how it happened NQNutball: Goodie Joanna: I was about to fall asleep and I was humming peace/war MaryD: Now I'm REALLY scared! Christine: Interesting song to fall asleep to. Joanna: all of a sudden, in my bizarro brain, it became peas instead of peace NQNutball: Tee hee bsquared: lol Barron: Visualize Whirled Peas... Joanna: made me giggle. if something makes me giggle, I tend to go with it NQNutball: lucky us! Joanna: "The Villagers are vegetarians!" I thought bsquared: :I just knew it all comes back to Peas and Boar! ceinwein: lol MaryD: So what's next for Joanna Joanna: That made the warriors carnivores Effluvia: :wish I had a bizzaro brain Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: :visualize whirled peas NQNutball: of course! Joanna: so I had to figure out what they were singing about and boar just seemed the natural thing Joanna: I figured I'd better write the song Barron: Venison would have been harder to rhyme... Joanna: but you can't just write one song! MaryD: Boar is good...now to just hear it :-) ceinwein: :the natural thing? NQNutball: Of course not! Joanna: So I started from the beginning cuz that's the kinda gal I am NQNutball: Thank the gods you did Joanna: now I know I missed a bunch of questions Joanna: sorry about that - but could ya repeat them? Barron: Next Story? Dragonia: anymore chorus stories B.S.: storm rider: :peasants and carniboars? NQNutball: Hope, hope Joanna: I have two more sketches, one I just sent to Mary, another coming in a day or so Barron: Whoo Hooo! NQNutball: The genre one? Barron: Genre Preference was hilarious! Joanna: that's already posted. two more besides that. I've been busy this week Joanna: thanks Barron! MaryD: And another on the way ... NQNutball: Was the 'No Worries' for us Aussies? Joanna: And I imagine the Chorus will show up soon in another sketch Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: we suck! we suck! ceinwein: yay Joanna: I had planned to write a Coming Out Anniversary sketch NQNutball: Oh goodie! MaryD: So where is it? Joanna: they've been married for a year, seems about right ceinwein: lol NQNutball: Sure does Joanna: well, it turned into something else Dragonia: oh? Barron: Hmm....? MaryD: Is Gabrielle pregnant? Joanna: called "Five Years Later" Joanna: Mary will be posting that when she can MaryD: I thought you said first year anniversay MaryD: As soon as you give it to me. Joanna: But that doesn't mean I won't still write the Coming Out Anniversary sketch Joanna: Mary -- I already emailed it NQNutball: Was the 'No Worries' line in the genre story for us Aussies? MaryD: You did? Hang ten... Joanna: I've found that phrase has entered my vernacular, Nutball. And yeah, a tip of the hat to you downunderites MaryD: Er..sorry it's sitting in my inbox :-) NQNutball: YAY!! MaryD: We're a weird mob Joanna: The other sketch is what happens right after SAC II -- the true untold story NQNutball: It's a good phrase! Renee's using it too now! Barron: Scarrrry Joanna: I have it all figured out MaryD: Renee has taste :-) NQNutball: Great! Do tell! Joanna: you'll see very soon NQNutball: Goodie!! Barron: Do you outline your work first? Figure some jokes? Joanna: it's written. I'm just in my futzing stage NQNutball: Futz quicker! ceinwein: lol Joanna: Barron - I never think at all. I just write. whatever comes out, comes out Barron: :Comes out... heh... Lao Ma: Uh huh. Sure. Joanna: Sometimes, I don't even have any idea at all. NQNutball: lol Zzelami: do you often go back and change major things? Lao Ma: None whatsoever. Yeah. Joanna: Coming Out was like that. I just started typing and that's what happened. Effluvia: Hey that's like me--it just flows with sewage MaryD: LOL Barron! NQNutball: Do you 'see' the action in your mind? Lao Ma: Amazing. *g* Joanna: I generally just change a word or two here and there Barron: I hope that's Coffee Effluvia... bsquared: I really envy you that ...flow Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol ceinwein: wow Christine: LOL bsquared: writing is so hard Lao Ma: Me too. Joanna: I watch a movie in my head, Nutball Barron: I hear voices... NQNutball: Oh, lucky you!! MaryD: Barron we know.... Joanna: I have to admit, Betsy, that writing sketches is as easy as breathing to me. It's just the way my brain works Effluvia: Barron, they worry about people like that Joanna: Bitter Treat was difficult - cuz I had to write lyrics Barron: :Get them later... bsquared: I can't even imagine Joanna: all the stuff in between was a cakewalk but the songs were tough NQNutball: So well done! Barron: :Yes... Later bsquared: and in 4 days too! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: you REALLY nailed Xellen. She makes me tired, just like Ellen MaryD: All goes to show how gifted you are Joanna Joanna: 4 obsessed days bsquared: you RULE Effluvia: OK Joanna, here's a poetry question. Did you scan your lyrics by beat? NQNutball: Did you get any sleep in those 4 days? Barron: :They scan? Joanna: Eff - I did. I was working off the lyric sheet that was printed around the web Joanna: And I counted syllables then matched them. Effluvia: Scan, barron, like, da-dum da-dum Effluvia: I flunked scanning myself Joanna: then someone sent me a bootleg CD of BS MaryD: Isn't it amazing all this creative energy and all for free... Barron: I had waaay too much Shakespeare... Barron: Everything is pentameter now Joanna: So I put it in my disk drive and sang the songs over and over to make sure they scanned NQNutball: I'm so glad to be part of it Joanna: luckily, I love to sing MaryD: I bet your neighbours were happy... NQNutball: Yeh!! Effluvia: :wish I could have seen the video NQNutball: Me too!! MaryD: Me too Eff Christine: same here. ceinwein: me too Joanna: The video turned out very funny. Thanks to DJWP and Rita Reckless Joanna: DJ sang Gabrielle's part and did a fantastic job Barron: Wow! NQNutball: How did you get the idea to video it? Joanna: Silent Bard sang Lila and was hilarious Effluvia: Did DJ do a fakey sounding voice? Barron: LOL Lao Ma: What did Rita do? Joanna: We put our audio on the Bitter Suite video NQNutball: Hee hee Joanna: Rita is the one who put the audio on the BS video and then put subtitles on it so you could understand the words during the peas/boar stuff Joanna: I sang Xena and Ares Lao Ma: Ahh! ceinwein: cool NQNutball: Was it fun to do with others involved? Joanna: We had the most killer amazing party ever NQNutball: Yeah? Effluvia: So Joanna, can you sing tenor parts? bsquared: :damn...and I missed it Joanna: Invited a whole troop of people to DJ's and recorded the whole thing Joanna: Eff - yup NQNutball: Was the party after? Joanna: after what? NQNutball: the recording Effluvia: I can too, in the morning right when I wake up Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol Christine: lol Joanna: The party was several months ago. And we did the choral singing at the party ceinwein: lol NQNutball: Ah ha! Joanna: and recorded it there live NQNutball: whoo hoo! Joanna: Then DJ and I got together and sang all our solos and duets Joanna: I have to go back and rerecord Emoting because I don't like my performance, tho NQNutball: Sounds like fun! Joanna: (I have a CD of Bitter Treat) NQNutball: Perfectionist Barron: Cooooll Joanna: and can hear all my mistakes NQNutball: You're too critical of yourself Joanna: I did my best imitating Lucy on the two duets but dropped the ball on Emoting Joanna: nah, I sucked! I sucked! If you wanted singing you were outta luck! ceinwein: lol Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lolol MaryD: LOL Barron: LOL Christine: LOL! Effluvia: LOL! NQNutball: Can you fix it? Joanna: easy to fix. just re-sing it NQNutball: Ok - hope you'll be happier with it then Joanna: A copy of Bitter Treat, the video, is being sent to NZ by Steve Sears, btw! Effluvia: Cool! Joanna: So Lucy, Rob and Renee can see it! NQNutball: Excellent!! ceinwein: cool NQNutball: Kewl!! YJ: congrats NQNutball: I bet they love it!! Joanna: hope so! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: i liked the idea of the Kevlar toga. know where I can get one? NQNutball: sure they will NQNutball: tee hee Joanna: Jackie, wish I knew. That was Bat Morda's constant joke, so I put it in there for her Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: it was pretty funny Barron: Another Bat Lover!!! Yea!!! MaryD: Yes Joanna: she called it the indistructable toga so I added kevlar to the mix Christine: Hiya Bret. Joanna: Heya Bret! Effluvia: Did Bat coin that term in the AOL chat Tyldus was in after Bitter Suite? NQNutball: Lucky it was so strong for Gab's sake Joanna: Eff - I dunno Joanna: ::trying to outdo Bat NQNutball: Bwa ha ha! Barron: I'll have to make shirts... ceinwein: lol NQNutball: Clanna Joanna - I like it Joanna: Barron -- I have an official stalker and she's going to make a Clanna Joanna web page NQNutball: whoo hoo Joanna: Be prepared to be spoofed, Barron! Barron: Every Bard should have one! NQNutball: Is she a nice stalker? Joanna: Cuz you just *know* it won't be normal cuz it's me! Barron: Ya'll realize of course that this means War! Effluvia: hope so ceinwein: lol Joanna: Nutball -- she's a sweetie. MaryD: Were you saying you have a stalker? NQNutball: Oh good Barron: All Bard Stalkers are nice! MaryD: Barron you are the KING Joanna: In fact, she's not here. THAT'S the kind of stalker I get! One who doesn't show up at my chat! NQNutball: What a relief!! Barron: Accept no imitation! MaryD: LOL! bsquared: lol NQNutball: LOL ceinwein: lol Christine: lOL Barron: :Amateur! MaryD: So where is it going to be? Joanna: Nah, just a twisted Joanna fanna MaryD: I like the girl Joanna: me too! NQNutball: they do exist MaryD: You can't have enough stalkers I say Joanna: yeah baby! NQNutball: I'll become one! MaryD: You want my stalker Thanasis? Joanna: kewl! Effluvia: So Joanna, How did you come up with "EIEIEEI and on this farm he had some pigs...? Joanna: I don't want to get greedy NQNutball: Official stalker no. 2 Joanna: Eff - I was typing out my approximation of what Xena was moaning on that mountain Barron: We should start a Bard Stalker registry... Joanna: And it just reminded me of E I E I O NQNutball: Yeah! Effluvia: :that's my favorite part Joanna: made me laugh MaryD: I'll give you a couple of names Barron NQNutball: me too! Joanna: and now the secret of everything I write: I just write junk that makes me laugh Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: works for me MaryD: But it's funny junk NQNutball: Lucky for me, it makes me laugh too! Joanna: I'm pretty normal. And I figure if I'm laughing, others might too Christine: Glad that you do. Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lolol MaryD: You're normal? Joanna: quiet Mary NQNutball: Ya got it right so far MaryD: Yes ma'am...we don't want to scare them... Joanna: Sure, I could write those dark moody things like WordWarior or such, but why bother? MaryD: *smirk* Effluvia: LOL! NQNutball: Nah, WW's got it covered Joanna: that's what I figure! Christine: Need some stuff to laugh our butts of at times. bsquared: poor Wordee NQNutball: You do the funnies Joanna Joanna: There was a need for more comedy in the Xenaverse bsquared: you dissin her? MaryD: Or you could right about swollen buds...but LN has that covered...sort of bsquared: lol NQNutball: You fill the void nicely Joanna: yeah, well, I don't do the bud thing too well at all ceinwein: lol Joanna: just makes me giggle NQNutball: LOL Dragonia: where did you get the idea for the chorus and why? MaryD: See that's why you write killer comedy Joanna: Betsy -- I'm not dissin Wordee. She's a close personal friend bsquared: oh, okay NQNutball: Tee hee MaryD: How come she aint here if she's close? Joanna: The chorus happened because... Barron: Maybe she's a bad stalker? Effluvia: Yeah, how come she didn't come here tonight? MaryD: LOL! NQNutball: Off being dark i guess Barron: And where's BAT! MaryD: In some cave Joanna: I had all those villagers in there when they got to Poteidaia and they hadn't talked for a long time Barron: Oh Christine: Barron, have to put up the rules for stalkers on your site. Barron: Top Ten Stalker Rules... Barron: Hmmm... Joanna: I thought, "well, either they should leave, or I should give them something to do: Christine: :Knew he'd think of something. MaryD: So you made them sing.. Joanna: A Greek Chorus! Traditional yet really fun NQNutball: Did they have to apply for the job? MaryD: No they just killed the next person in line Joanna: they can make snide comments about the goings on and be in the way ceinwein: lol Barron: Like Xenites? MaryD: Like typical Greeks... Joanna: Oh, Bat isn't here cuz she's working late NQNutball: Tee hee - I do that too! MaryD: I can say that... NQNutball: Bummer Joanna: Wordee couldn't come cuz she's taking a nap or something MaryD: She sleeps too much... Joanna: LN has out of town guests NQNutball: Bard gotta get their sleep Barron: And writes too little :-) MaryD: Yeah I agree Barron Zzelami: but we are here Joanna: Barron -- Wordee is working on something, believe it or not Barron: Napping? MaryD: really?! Joanna: an actual fanfic epic NQNutball: YAY!!! More dark stuff I hpoe Joanna: yup Barron: I may have to start being nicer to her! Joanna: you should NQNutball: Goodie!! MaryD: LOL! Joanna: but enough about her! MaryD: Of course! bsquared: yeah, she had her chat! Joanna: ::damn that wordee bsquared: lol NQNutball: Yeah, this is your Chat Barron: So, is your work Parody or Satire? Joanna: a bit of both MaryD: Which is your favourite? Joanna: To me, the parodies are the ones that make fun of specific episodes NQNutball: Like 'Maternal Mistakes'? Joanna: Mary - Bitter Treat. The most difficult one to write, took me the longest and just a whole lotta fun to do Barron: :Four days was the longest! NQNutball: My fave too! Joanna: Nutball - right. And the Debit with She Who Shushes With One Finger Joanna: Barron - the rest all took about an hour or so NQNutball: Tee hee! Barron: Yikes! Joanna: however long it takes to type Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: wow ceinwein: loved the debit NQNutball: Gods you write fast!! Effluvia: She who flushes with one finger? Did I read that right? Barron: I can't decide between a comma and a semicolon in an hour! Joanna: I'm telling you, my brain is never engaged. I'm just typing NQNutball: The Librarian MaryD: Barron...now that's interesting NQNutball: LOL Zzelami: lol, barron. sounds like me Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: shushes, not flushes NQNutball: Me either!! Joanna: Oh I worry about stuff later. While I'm writing I just write bsquared: well sheesh, how many fingers does it usually take? MaryD: Hey Lun! Barron: I still think Xellen was dead on brilliant! Joanna: Heya Lun! Joanna: All ten NQNutball: Wish I could - I gotta really think YJ: Do you think you'll write another musical? Maybe West Side Story ala Xena? or some other musical standard? Effluvia: Lol! Joanna: Barron - I had a blast with Xellen MaryD: All depends on what you're doing Betsy Lunacy: Hi guys :) Joanna: YJ - that would be fun! bsquared: yup, Mary NQNutball: that was cute too Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: hey Lun Zzelami: Hi Lun Joanna: Poteidaia! I come from a town Poteidaia! NQNutball: LOL Joanna: (sung to the tune of Maria) Christine: LOL! Barron: Don't Cry for me Potediea bsquared: lol NQNutball: More, more Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: there she goes ceinwein: lol Lunacy: Barron LOVE the T!!!! Barron: I like to live in Amphipolis! Christine: :Never listen to my Evita CD the same way again. Joanna: Xena's anthem as a Warlord: Be cruel, boys! KM:CFCP: lol NQNutball: Everything free in Amphipolis Barron: Xena for me in Amphipolis! Effluvia: I thought it was Kill them all! bsquared: okay by me in Amphipolis NQNutball: LOL KM:CFCP: lol Barron: LOL bsquared: hahahhhaa Barron: I knew there would be singing! NQNutball: Oh this must be a Joanna chat Joanna: Ares tries to win Xena: When you're a het... Barron: LOL! KM:CFCP: :so much talent in one little room NQNutball: Bwa ha ha bsquared: LOl!! ceinwein: LOL Christine: LOL! bsquared: oh my god... Barron: Hey officer Joxer... Jox you? Bret: WHOOSH! Penguin: When you hate Jett you hate Jett all the way... Effluvia: Perfomance chat NQNutball: LOL KM:CFCP: lol Christine: LOL!!! bsquared: Tom is asking me why I'm laughing Barron: LOL Bret! NQNutball: too silly to explain bsquared: oh....my! bsquared: exactly, NQ NQNutball: tee hee Bret: WHOOSH! Penguin: ...from the Acropolis to Amphipolis Bay. Joanna: There's an inn for us. Somewhere, an inn for us. Beds and hot tubs and grog for two KM:CFCP: lol NQNutball: ROTFLMAO Barron: LOL! bsquared: oh god!!! I'm dying here!! KM:CFCP: lol NQNutball: Ya gotta do it now Joanna Barron: Get that fevered brain working! bsquared: if not, I think we will Joanna: Let's fight! Let's fight. And not just any fight! Tonight there will be no smelly corpse! bsquared: a collective parody NQNutball: This is FUN!!! NQNutball: Whoo hoo! Joanna: see folks! This is how ya do it! Nothing to it NQNutball: Must be a Joanna chat Christine: LOL! Barron: :That almost rhymed Joanna: everyone can write a parody NQNutball: Like it Joanna: and yes, you've figured me out, Barron. I adore making up bad rhymes Barron: There are other kinds? Lunacy: We would have never guessed :) NQNutball: They're not bad!! Joanna: I thought I was so cagey ceinwein: :ahh the real reason for the chorus Joanna: bingo, cein NQNutball: I think you're very clever Joanna: thanks, nutball, ya cute yella ball you Lunacy: Ohh the Poteidaian chorus is here!! I'm so impressed! NQNutball: Blush!!! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: we suck we suck Lunacy: Kinda small... Lunacy: LOL!!!!!!!! ceinwein: lol Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: but loud Barron: There are very far away Lunacy... Barron: It's for the best Joanna: always in the background, never silent. that's our chorus! NQNutball: Don't forget cool yellow ball too. Joanna: too true, nutball NQNutball: Hee hee Barron: Yikes! Lunacy: Oh it's MULTIPLYING!!!!! bsquared: the chorus is....expanding ceinwein: uh oh Joanna: did I miss any other questions while I was feverishly making up a West Side Story Xena? NQNutball: Chorus invasion Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: we all suck Lunacy: Shades of tribbles! NQNutball: Don't think so Barron: @160,202 We suck! KM:CFCP: :anyone got a pool cue? Joanna: That's from COII when they went to Amphipolis and the guys at the bar joined them Dragonia: lol NQNutball: Watta memory bsquared: Joanna, when is your next live appearance? bsquared: doing the Fall Con Circuit? Joanna: I'll be making a live appearance in my kitchen to fix me some dinner Dragonia: LOL bsquared: fabulous! NQNutball: There's a circuit?? Lunacy: LOL!!!!! ceinwein: lol MaryD: Can I come? NQNutball: LOL MaryD: er.. Joanna: Betsy - I can go conning if someone wants to pay my airfare and hotel bsquared: will you be signing autographs at the dinner? Lunacy: We want you to come MaryD Lunacy: We keep telling you to come! Zzelami: Mary! I'm shocked Joanna: what they get in return is a showing of Bitter Treat! bsquared: er yeah, well...me too MaryD: Sorry...lost my head... NQNutball: lucky them!!! Joanna: Before dinner yes, but not during. messy hands. NQNutball: heeheee Joanna: I signed autographs at the last Burbank con! course it was on a comic I wrote, but still -- it was cool! NQNutball: Getting crowded MaryD: which I have :) NQNutball: Which comic was that Joanna? Barron: I still need mine autographed! Lunacy: VERY NICE comic too Joanna: ::managing to get out her free publicity ceinwein: lol MaryD: Now there's a Dorothy Dixer Ruth ;-) Joanna: Why, how wonderful you asked, Nutball NQNutball: HUH? Joanna: It was the Wonder Woman Secret Files #1 for DC Comics NQNutball: No Worries J NQNutball: Are you doing more? Joanna: I have a mini-series supposedly in the works but I can't seem to get the go-ahead MaryD: :How come? NQNutball: What's wrong?? Joanna: I dunno, Mary Joanna: these things happen MaryD: they should know better than to waste your talent. Barron: Yeah! NQNutball: Is it for Wonder Woman too? Joanna: ::must increase Mary's bribe Lunacy: That's ok - spend all that extra energy on more fanfic :) MaryD: LOL NQNutball: What about mine? Barron: Yeah! Joanna: Nutball - sort of. It's for Wonder Girl NQNutball: Ahhhhh! Tell us more! Joanna: not much more to tell without word from DC NQNutball: Bummer!!!! MaryD: Can't you bug them about it? Joanna: I have Barron: Send your stalker... NQNutball: Bug some more MaryD: Can someone else bug them for you? Barron: They love doin' stuff like that! Joanna: oooh, fine idea, Barron Joanna: not really, Mary Effluvia: To whom do I thank for this monkey on my back? MaryD: That's too bad...it sucks really... NQNutball: Nuts!! Joanna: it's the drugs, man! Lunacy: Hehehhe - I was just noticing tht Effluvia Joanna: get that monkey off your back and come clean NQNutball: What drugs? Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: monkey? what monkey? MaryD: Maybe we can send them your stalker... Barron: What are you smoking? Lunacy: Jen has TWO bsquared: gawd, it's the McDonald's monkey too NQNutball: Yeah!!! Effluvia: Musta been too stoned Barron: You make a nice couple... Joanna: too many reefer macnuggets MaryD: I'm drinking sydney's buggy water... Christine: LOL Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol MaryD: Ooh... NQNutball: Ohh. That'll be addictive Mary Effluvia: Ouch! MaryD: I love that furry creature... Lunacy: Who was that masked person? MaryD: LOL! Joanna's stalker NQNutball: How's your Feudal Japan Novel going Joanna? Joanna: fine NQNutball: I'm working on some feedback Joanna: any more questions? Barron: Ummm... Favorite Input Device? NQNutball: Hmmmmm Joanna: mouse bsquared: lol NQNutball: lol Lunacy: Bad Barron ceinwein: lol bsquared: you are a bad boy Barron: Oh... How many Fish can you name? Barron: :I blame Wordee! Joanna: about seven Joanna: ::Wordee is often to blame NQNutball: They are? Barron: That's all my questions bsquared: you sure you got them all? Silent Bard: I've got one...Who's your favorite muppet? Joanna: hmmm... bsquared: hey, good question! NQNutball: Are you doing any more episode parodies? Joanna: Nutball, I'll need more epsiodes Joanna: Miss Piggy NQNutball: Oh, of course Joanna: the darker the ep, the easier to parody NQNutball: How so? Barron: Heh Joanna: besides, Lunacy wanted relief from the rift, so I aims ta serve. Silent Bard: Miss Piggy? Wow. That's... unusual Lunacy: I needed relief from the rift :) Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: heehee Joanna: monkey tickles NQNutball: Didn't we all Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): :I liked the rift bsquared: Jackie, just don't wear that on our next Field Trip Joanna: me too! Lunacy: Boooo Hissss Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol Bets Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOL Christine: LOL@Betsy. Barron: I'm with Lunacy! Joanna: yeah! t-shirts for all, Jackie! Effluvia: : I like the rift too NQNutball: we're in the middle of it in Oz bsquared: yes, let's take a WE SUCK picture! bsquared: lol Joanna: excellent! Joanna: I'm so darn proud. I'm getting misty here Effluvia: Jackie, YOU RULE! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): What does that say about Xenites in general? Lunacy: Hehehhee Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Christine: got to get a pic of this. Lunacy: Love these Ts!!! NQNutball: We're nuts? Joanna: I want one! I want one! Christine: everyone smile. Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Yeah NQNutball: Me too Barron: So, all Xenite's Suck? Lunacy: We need some PEAS!!!!!!!!! NQNutball: whoo hoo Barron: BOAR! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): ^Cheese! Joanna: Peas for everyone! NQNutball: Kewl ceinwein: peas Lunacy: There's something to be said for sucking Barron my friend Christine: got 'em. NQNutball: LOL Effluvia: Boar! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOL@lunacy bsquared: Peas! Barron: Not touching that one with a 10 foot pole! NQNutball: Oh what fun!!! Joanna: Barron -- you exaggerate your gifts, no? Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Yeah, lose the pole Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Barron: :Nothing is as big as mine ceinwein: lol bsquared: ooo....good one Joanna: and if not, call me big boy NQNutball: I love this bsquared: We are the chorus for Joanna's play Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol bsquared: Chris, you gettin this? Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): We susk, we suck, if you want poetry you're outta luck! Christine: yes. bsquared: you rule NQNutball: I wanna be a greek chorus when I grow up Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOL bsquared: Everyone, Chris rules! Effluvia: Boar! Joanna: everybody say Peas! KM:CFCP: OH YEAH! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: peas NQNutball: Peas! ceinwein: peas Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): peas bsquared: Boar! Joanna: PEAS!!! Barron: We suck, we suck, if Joanna writes more, we're in luck! Scout: boar Effluvia: Boar! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOL Chickabee: peas NQNutball: PEAS!!! KM:CFCP: lol bsquared: BOAR! AriZona: boar Dragonia: lol@barron Joanna: aww, Barron, you charmer Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): applesause NQNutball: Tee hee hee Barron: :Joanna Haze... Christine: lost my shirt that time. KM:CFCP: lol bsquared: uh oh...Ari pulls out a chakram NQNutball: This is still fun bsquared: too bad DJ isn't here Barron: Even Bat has a shirt! Joanna: did we get the picture? Joanna: DJ had to work late too! Christine: got them. NQNutball: I hope so Christine: If I ever remember, i'll send them to Betsy. bsquared: heh...just zip em up and send Dragonia: :funny how they're all working late when it's her chat night NQNutball: Feeling happy with this adoration Joanna? Joanna: ::isn't it tho? Joanna: I'm just beaming Barron: :It's a conspiracy! NQNutball: Good!!! Joanna: I told Steven Sears that I loved Bitter Suite I thought, "I simply MUST make fun of it!" I feel the same way now Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): lol bsquared: well, you haven't made it until you've been parodied NQNutball: Make fun of the Palace??? KM:CFCP: lol imagine that NQNutball: True!!! Effluvia: Hey Yall, I gotta run, or rather, flow. Joanna: that's what I figure ceinwein: wow a palace parody cool Christine: Night Eff. Barron: Later Eff Joanna: thanks for coming flow! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: bye Eff NQNutball: trah bsquared: yeah, Maria Erb put up a great parody of Whoosh a few months ago Effluvia: Have fun sucking. Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol bsquared: it was called "Whoops!" Joanna: thankee NQNutball: tee hee Joanna: that's great! Joanna: Wait til my stalker and I do Barron's page NQNutball: Fire!!!! NQNutball: Can't wait Barron: You want soma me?! NQNutball: Whew!!! bsquared: looks like the fire is under control Lunacy: Well guys, I love yah but I have fanfic to read, tales to review, careers to make!! BWAHAHAHAHA! - Have a nice weekend all! Joanna YOU RULE KIDDO! KM:CFCP: lol Lunacy: bye! Barron: Later Luna! NQNutball: Trah ceinwein: bye bsquared: bye Lunacy Joanna: Yeeha Lun! Seeya gorgeous! Chickabee: Night Lunacy bsquared: Joanna, before people start dropping like flies.... bsquared: thank you for coming tonight! NQNutball: Wait 'til Bat sees your chat photo Joanna: yeeees, Betsy? Joanna: My pleasure!!! I had a blast! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Gail.. Uh.. bsquared: oh.....my! Scully! Barron: )applause Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Thanks gail from Mass: hi NQNutball: It's been a hoot hasn't it? Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Hello Chickabee: thanks, Joanna! Joanna: And the new sketches should be up on Mary's site soon Christine: Now that she knows she has them. Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: joanna, you definitely do not suck Joanna: If you're a Joxer fan, avoid the SAC II sketch Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): :How would you know, Jackie? Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Joanna: thanks, jackie NQNutball: What time is it in the US Joanna? bsquared: ooo Barron: Now I'm salivating! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Yes, I know I'm sick Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: uhhh, that's not what I meant ceinwein: lol Joanna: In California, it's around 7:20PM or so Joanna: Friday night NQNutball: YAY!! Looking forward to it Barron: A date which will live in infamy NQNutball: Ta Joanna: Ta! bsquared: toodles! NQNutball: Trah Joanna: bye everyone! Thanks for coming out! Jackie2 & Poteidaian chorus: lol Christine: LOL! Chickabee: bwaaa haaa Joanna: to my chat, I mean Dragonia: thanks joanna NQNutball: No Worries!!! Scout: lol NQNutball: LOL ceinwein: thanks joanna Barron: You promised you wouldn't tell! Joanna: it's been a sweet treat Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): : NQNutball: I've had a hoot Barron: Ditto! Barron: Much Hooting was had by all! NQNutball: LOL Joanna: ::I can feel the love in the room. Or is that nutball having gas? bsquared: ^brb....smooching sweetie Christine: !LOL Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): :Forgive me, my mind's in a gutter.. Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOL NQNutball: Gas probably Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): LOLOLOLOLOLOL Christine: nice landing JL. Joanna: okay, time to take off! KM:CFCP: lol Joanna: bye all! Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): Bye Joanna J Lynn: thanks chris Silent Bard: Bye Barron: Night J! ceinwein: bye NQNutball: Bye Joanna I'll write soon Joanna: big Hollywood kiss -- nothin' but air! NQNutball: lol Jen:Goddess Of Weirdos(c): )kiss Christine: Thanks Joanna. This was fun. bsquared: yes, thanks again, J Joanna: Thank YOU! NQNutball: trah Christine: Of course, i can't listen to my showtunes CD's anymore, but anyway.... :-D 22:38:59 - Closing Log